Eva Longoria is a Size 0 Despite Being Fat

Eva Longoria Parker is a big fat liar…or is she?  In an interview in Allure’s November issue she talks briefly about her weight.

“I just got rounder,” the Desperate Housewives stars, 33, goes on. “I’m still a size O.”

“I know I’m not pregnant,” Longoria tells Allure once again.

She’s gotten fat…but she’s still skinny.  Does this make sense to anyone out there?  Is this a woman thing that Al Bundy always referenced to in “Married with Children?”  Does this translates to “I spend three hours each day trying to squeeze my fat ass into tight sparkly dresses” or “I wear a size O–O for Obese or Old Oprah?”  My head kind of hurts just thinking about it.

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