Audrina Patridge Should Exploit Her Rack a Whole Lot More

If Audrina Patridge did the same thing for “The Hills” as she did for Maxim, there would be no reason for guys to not watch the show, and you’d be saving a lot of money too.  I mean, with a rack like that, there’s no need to have such mediocre things as writers, costume designers, et cetera, et cetera.  All you really need is a whole lot of shower scenes, and about 50 gallons of baby oil. Ratings would go through the roof.

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