Austin Power’s Joe Son Gang Rape

Joe Son, the actor that played Random Task in the first Austin Powers movie, may be facing a bit o’ jailtime.  Why do you say?  Two words: gang rape.

Here’s how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son’s DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.

Dr. Evil and his minions are never up to any good.  My only question is why didn’t the rest of the gang get busted?  Either way, Joe Son’s (very few) acting days are over.  He could be facing almost 275 years to life in prison.