Elsa Pataky Has No Ass

While I’m sure in theory Elsa Pataky thought showing the world your backside is one of the best things you can do to get men’s heads rolling, in reality, looking at her ass is almost like trying to decipher the world’s hardest magic eye puzzle.  Where is her ass exactly?  Despite this, all isn’t entirely lost.  She has a beautiful face, and what I can only hope to be some strong, yet delicate hands.