Perez Hilton to Beat the Stuffing Out of Wannabe Celebrity

October 7, 2008

Posted in: Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan is taking a break from yapping his mouth about his daughter, to talk about whipping ass at a charity boxing match.  Out of all the people in the world, who would possibly want to uppercut this loud mouth bastard?  Well apparently the celebrity boxer Perez Hilton does.

“Out of all the people on this planet, if there is one person I would really love to get in the ring with me,” he says, “it would be Perez Hilton.

And the gossip blogger isn’t backing down. “The only thing [Lohan]‘s good at is throwing jabs in the media toward Dina Lohan and Samantha Ronson,” Hilton tells E! News.

While both of them look like little more than talkers, I’m always up for celebrities, or in this case the waste they leave behind, getting a good beating.  If Perez wins, I’m hoping for an amazing snapshot of the swollen and bleeding losers’ face posted all over the internet for the world to enjoy.

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