Nicole Kidman is the Living Kewpie Doll

I never can get over the fact that there are times when I look at Nicole Kidman, and all I see is a Kewpie Doll with hair. Her long, bone straight tresses do nothing for those graying edges of hers, and unless she has heavy make-up and a lot of overhead lighting (being dressed in nothing more than her underwear is also a plus), she’s just some broad with a really creepy way of saying things.