Kim Kardashian May Get Second Chance to Dance

It was announced last night that Misty May-Treanor won’t be able to dance on Dancing With the Stars Last Night due to an injury she got during rehearsal.  However, that’s not the scary part — there are rumors going about that this would give an excuse for Kim Kardashian to make an early, and unnecessary return to the show.

Here’s what we know. Kim is flying back from New Orleans tomorrow. Our source in the know says she’s coming home “to meet with ABC execs about her future with the show.”

Here’s the weird part: We’re told KK’s partner, Mark Ballas, has not been contacted about coming back.

This is almost like those movies where our washed up heroes get a second chance at glory.  If Kim doesn’t break out the stripper pole this time, then all hope is lost, and she might as well have reduction surgery or just eat herself ugly, because there wouldn’t be any real point to her existance (not that there was one to begin with, actually).

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