Lisa Ann to Star in Sarah Palin Porn

One of the prettier faces in politics, Sarah Palin, is being immortalized not only in SNL skits, but her very own porn.  The spoof, titled “Nailin’ Paylin and played by Lisa Ann, chronicles the sexual adventures of our unlikely hero.  From three ways with Hilary and Condoleeza to naked Russians knocking on her back door, this porn promises to have it all.  Surprisingly, even the script is even sorta worth reading…

PALIN: F**k me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can’t even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

There isn’t much to say about this.  Sarah Palin.  Porn.  If anything, Tina Fey might have to up her game.