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Jessica Biel is a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

October 2, 2008

It looks like Jessica Biel took time out of her busy schedule of making out in public places with boyfriend Justin Timberlake to attend former co-star Beverly Mitchell’s wedding.  I have to say, when you’re planning a celebrity wedding, bridesmaid dresses look like they have to be a little more higher quality than the layman’s.  If Jessica Biel knew she was going to be under the cameras in an ugly salmon puke fest of a dress, she would ignore her understanding of brides always having to look better than the bridesmaids (but when the bride is hawk-nosed Beverly, that’s a very difficult task indeed) and not bother showing up.

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