Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was Made for Looks Not Show

Last night, Kim Kardashian got the boot from television show Dancing With The Stars, you know, the show Kim couldn’t stop reeling over jeopardizing after she stubbed her toe in a hotel?  Well guess what, she got booted off.

Clearly, signing on to DWTS with no prior experience is no cakewalk and Kim admitted in her blog that the pressures of the show did get to her, writing: “To be honest last week, I cried so hard when I got home, just knowing this is SO hard for me and I really am trying?but my inner shyness is making it look like I am just not trying. I think I took it way too seriously and I was a nervous wreck on Wednesday.”

Uh-huh.  While you’re claiming shyness, the rest of the world is claiming it shame.  99.9% of the population is dumbfounded over why such a woman with an incredible ass doesn’t know how to use it.   What a terrible waste of a body.  Kim needs to spend less time with the cameras and in front of a mirror figuring out the best way to correct this problem.  Pole dancing, maybe?

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