Katy Perry’s Cleavage is No Where Near as Big as Her Forehead

I think Katy Perry’s cleavage at Christian Dior’s Paris fashion show was enough to offset the horror I feel towards her abnormally long head or her borderline Japanimation eyes. I bet if i scroll through the credits of the movie “Children of the Damned” I’ll find her name somewhere. Even in “Elephant Man,” I think she might have had a cameo as “Elephant Man’s 3rd Cousin.”