Jennifer Lopez Needs a Makeup Artist

You know, the only thing Jennifer Lopez had going for her at some cologne promotion at a Macy’s in New York was an upskirt, AND SHE TOTALLY BLEW IT. You would think someone dressed up like a telenovela whore/actress would know better than crossing her legs, but I guess not. I suppose she really wanted to promote the fragrance of the cologne more so than her gaping vajayjay.