Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

David Letterman is a Delicate Flower

David Letterman Reacts to John McCain Suspending Campaign

It looks like David Letterman’s emotions got the best of him last night when McCain called in on short notice to cancel their date.  The result of this is an entire show dedicated to crucifying McCain’s name.

The GOP presidential candidate canceled his appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman on short notice, because he apparently told the TV host he was “racing back to Washington” to attend to the current economic crisis.

Letterman… and his replacement guest, Keith Olbermann learn that Sen. McCain was at that very moment not racing to the airport.

He was being interviewed by Letterman’s CBS colleague Katie Couric. Letterman then proceeds to broadcast the live feed of the interview on his show.

This sounds almost like McCain got caught giving out free blow jobs after standing him up.  Of course Letterman, like the 21st century modern day woman that he is, precedes to toss out all his belongings and set them on fire in his frontyard in hopes that McCain will receive the smoke signal.  Well..did it work?  Does he give a damn?  Still probably not.