Gay Clay Aiken Finally Feeds Our Ever Present Suspicions

Clay Aiken may have dodged the bullet a few times before in order to appease his predominantly female audience, but it looks like he finally broke down and submitted to the suspisions of everyone else who can’t stand his music — he’s gay.

After years of dodging questions, former “American Idol” singer Clay Aiken will acknowledge he is a gay man in an interview with People magazine set to run on its Web site Wednesday, according to media reports.

The caption reads “Yes, I’m Gay,” and underneath is a quote from Aiken on his decision to come out of the closet that says: “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things.”

That’s the spirit!  Before this admittal, I’m quite sure he discovered the concept that children aren’t stupid.  There is going to be that point when the kid will start asking how come daddy “never touches mommy’s naughty parts” and why he is always kissing boys out on the porch.  If anything, Clay is teaching his child an early lesson about not being afraid to carry on his family’s gay legacy; it’s so damn annoying and fruitless trying to pull typical “I’m not gay” stunts in order to dodge America’s fine tuned gaydar.

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