Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Mischa Barton Nip Slips Continued

Today, I’m going to give the rating on Mischa Barton’s dress she wore at some fashion event a solid five stars.  Why?  Because it stresses the importance of a celebrity’s breasts getting a fresh breeze down there every now and then.  God bless America…or China…or whatever for making wardrobes with a mind of their own.

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