Melanie Brown Is a Nobody with a Video Camera

Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is exercising her right as a tired old celebrity with some exercise videos she will be promoting.

“For anyone with jubbily bits, I’m going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are,” says the former Scary Spice.

Brown’s three-disc set, Totally Fit, features a 28-day plan of aerobic and resistance workouts set to up-tempo and dance music, along with her own advice and tips on nutrition, including recipes and snacks. The DVD will be available Feb. 3.

Although Melanie B doesn’t look like the prime candidate normal people would really want to listen to about how to take care of your body (or pretty much anything else, she’s just that unimportant), all those overweight homebodies are just jiggling in their seats to add another item into their “things that don’t work” box.  I think if Victoria Beckham released a DVD about her 28 day plan on how to be super skinny and not break in half in the slightest breeze all while doing it in style, she’d get a bigger audience.

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