Hilary Swank has a Benign Growth

Hilary Swank was hospitalized this week after her doctor discovered what appeared to be a “benign growth.”

“She was experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth,” the star’s manager, Jason Weinberg, said in a statement.

“Her condition has been resolved, and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation,” Weinberg said.

This will eventually prove to be the metaphorical “oil to the grease fire” for the people still deciding for themselves whether or not Hilary is a boy or a girl.  The mysterious and unexplained benign growth could be seen as the rebelling boner she’s been trying to tame for a while now.

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