Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Camilla Belle Displays the Importance of Kempt Eyebrows

For all those who ever wandered what Frida Kahlo would look like if she took a razor to her face and put something on that wasn’t traditional Spanish garb, you’ll find your answer in Camilla Belle.  If Camilla’s doppelganger looked halfway as clean and freakin’ shiny as Cam, then she wouldn’t have attracted all those fat old men she was always hanging out with.  There is one other thing on my mind though, is Camilla wearing a bra?  I feel a little adolescent pokey business happening under that dress, and half of my imagination wants it to be real.