Ron White Caught With Mary Jane

Comedian Ron White was busted yesterday in Florida for charges relating his illegal, yet tempting, passenger “Mary Jane.”  He was fortunately enough to post bail and continue on with his life.

His publicist, Kathe Nelson, says he went straight to the show after being released from jail. The show was delayed about an hour.

You should know that most comedians probably wouldn’t have rushed so fast to the show, since most of them complain about the smell that comes from people with alcohol soaked brain cells.  Not Mr. Ron though, this time around he must have been really looking forward to the drinks he gets on stage.  This guy really needs his fix, regardless where it’s from.  I’m surprised he wasn’t backstage sniffing modelling glue.