Naomi Campbell Can Now Pollute the Earth with Hellish Diva Babies

Naomi Campbell revealed that the surgery she had undergone to remove a nasty cyst has done more than keep her model body fully funtional.  What she’s saying now is, because of the surgery, she’s now able to hop on the bandwagon with the rest of the celebrities and start shooting out babies.

“They thought it was a cyst,” she explained, according to Britain’s Press Association. “When they opened it up they realized it was more.” 

“I was not able to have children up until March,” she said. “Now it’s in God’s hands. I would love to have a family.” 

Those eventual bitchy spawns of Satan are sure to make some daddy proud.

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