Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Eva Mendes Is No Cat Woman

Eva Mendes at the Calvin Klein 40th Anniversary obviously didn’t know a couple things about clothing before she arrived.  For instance, you should never pursue wearing skin-tight clothing unless you absolutely have nothing to hide or are a super hero.  Eva, isn’t one of these people.  There are some funky little things going on under that dress.  There’s a little belly bulge escaping here and there, and some hips that are nowhere near accenting a slim waistline.  That… and is she carrying a mini-toaster?  FOR SHAME.  Next time around, I’m sure she’ll get her wardrobe down.

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