Taylor Swift Should Be Picked Up By Mattel

Sneak up on Taylor Swift and whack her with a hammer.  I dare you.  The likely outcome is that she will shatter like the human china doll she is.  Her perfectly painted lips, her best bed-wetting betty curly do, elvin face and slender figure makes for the best collector’s item: the kind that people would stab each other outside of Wal-Mart for.