Katie Price’s Whore and Horse Show

I have to be honest with you about this one.  After seeing photos of Kelly Price promoting her equestrian line, if I had to pick between the two, I would definately bang the horse.  There is absolutely nothing flattering about her face except when you put it next to anybody, even a hermaphrodite with full blown aids, they suddenly look ten times cleaner.  Someone needs to tell her to put down the make up gun, roll out of that tanning bed and get away from the camera lens.