Star Jones: Food Conquers All

Star Jones is in love! With food that is, but she’s masking it well with her new chef boyfriend.

“This was one of the first times they were out in public together,” a friend of Jones’ tells PEOPLE, after the couple were spotted kissing in the stands at the U.S. Open last weekend. “It’s a new relationship, and he makes her very happy.”

Yeah, well if i was a fat woman trapped in…well the swamp thing’s body, I’d be very happy too.   You know how when you work in places that have certain smells, they always seem to rub off on you?  Well because of that, it will only be a short while until he turns up missing, and she’ll be on television licking her fingers telling us it was fun (and delicious) while it lasted.  To the lucky man, I have to say, “GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN.”

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