Prince William’s Softcore Porn Collection Stolen

Prince William and his girlfriend Kate Middleton are a little red cheeked now but safe to know that their photos from their last Carribean vacation are safe and sound back in their hands after police caught a couple of guys trying to sell them on the streets Monday.

The two men, who called themselves George and John, had demanded 50,000 pounds for the pictures, the newspaper reported.

Other pictures show Middleton doing yoga-type exercises on the beach and the prince wearing a woman’s hat and striking a pose for the camera.

You know that camera didn’t feature anything consisting of a personal documentary of what goes on in their bed, or that thing would have been on the internet and the hands of so many people so fast it wouldn’t matter who first spread them.  Your real problem would be trying to get every guy in London from whacking off to them.