Eva Mendes Has No Taste

Do you remember that scene from The Little Mermaid where Ariel first comes up to shore?  She’s all naked and she knows that prince guy was coming, so instead of leaving everything as perfect as it already is, she makes some messed up dress out of some ratty tarp?  THIS IS THAT DRESS.  Surely Eva Mendes at the ACP Mag’s “30 days of fashion and beauty” function thought that this would be cute because it’s long and reminds her of Tweety bird.  Not so. This thing doesn’t fit her at all, and I don’t know what’s going on underneath all that see-thru crap. Are those pockets hanging from her boobs?  Geez.

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