Paris Hilton is the Gift that Keeps on Giving

And now YOU too can look just like a skanky whore with Paris Hilton’s new designer line. Presenting to all those women out there down on their luck in their search for man meat, we give to you…interchangeable Velcro hair extensions!

Showing off her new line of slip-on fake plastic hair at a Malibu press event this Saturday, Hilton noted, “My goal was to bring myself and my personality into this project. I have been wearing extensions for years, and there is nothing out there like this product. Every woman should have one.”

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