No Lady Can Hold Chris Kattan Down

I suppose no one told Chris Kattan that once you get married, the game is over. After two months of being married to his wife, they are now legally getting a separation.

Papers filed Thursday by Kattan in L.A. Superior Court say the pair separated on Aug. 10 due to “irreconcilable differences.” The former couple also have a prenuptial agreement, the papers say.

This guy knows what he’s doing. I don’t know if this was a stunt just to get up her lady’s skirt or not, but prenuptial agreement? I’m quite sure he knew this thing wasn’t going to last that long. If anything, his wife probably thought that after she tied him down for good, she could beat the pimp and asshole out of him. Supposedly not. All hail the king.