Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” Tour: Wrong on So Many Levels

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Don’t do it! Don’t look! For the love of God someone tell Madonna to close her legs! If you stare closely between the gray wrinkly shanks lodged inbetween, I promise you that you will glimpse images of the impending apocalypse. In addition to this, someone needs to tell her those veiny arms she’s been using to jerk off her husband ain’t cute.

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