Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Amanda Bynes Gets in a Bind

Amanda Bynes found herself in a little rut after getting hit by a car Saturday afternoon:

“Ms. Bynes was driving a BMW when she made an unsafe turn and another car hit her,” LAPD Sgt. Murrel Pettway told PEOPLE. “It was determined that she was at fault, but no crime was committed.”

I don’t know what to think about this one. Whoever was in the other car is either a fan of Amanda Bynes (well she can put on this really cute act, I suppose) or just plain stupid. Everyone knows that when a celebrity is involved, you have to milk that money teat for all it’s worth. Even if that means repeatedly beating your head on the steering wheel until officers arrive.

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