Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday party in style: at Disney World. The October 5th Party will be a private event at the park that a limited number of crazed teenage fans can purchase access to with a smile and 250 bucks.
“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”
You’re not fooling anyone, Miley. We all the last place you want to be is under the scrutable eyes of the Disney empire that owns your ass. You’re just playing this happy facade because they threatened to pee in your cereal.
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