PETA Pays a Visit to Gwyneth Paltrow

As usual, PETA tries their best to be up the ass of America’s ordinary meat eaters and wearers. After posing with a fur coat to promote Tod’s autumn and winter collection, PETA have become outraged and are trying to start a flame war with the lovely actress.

“Gwyneth Paltrow won’t be the apple of her daughter’s eye if she flaunts the skins of once-beautiful animals,” says a PETA spokesperson in a statement sent to E! News. “Promoting an industry that electrocutes animals, snaps their necks, and skins them alive is a shocking example to set for a young child.”

Screw you, PETA. What you probably don’t realize is that this is the perfect example to teach her bratty child. More than likely, she prances around the house wearing fur coats, and when she sees her daughter she makes sure she goddamn knows that if she steps out of line, she’s going to be the next one skinned alive. Gwyneth should send them a video tape of her ripping out the heart of a Siberian tiger and then eating it raw. That would show them what she thinks about their bitching and moaning.

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