Christina Applegate Is Cancer and Boob Free

Christina Applegate went on “Good Morning America” to announce that she is now cancer free and boobless. After being diagnosed with breast cancer, when she went under the knife, she opted to remove both breasts instead of the one cancer stricken one. Don’t worry too much about how gross that sounds visually, because she’s planning on getting a new pair real soon.

“I’m going to have cute boobs ’til I’m 90, so there’s that,” she joked in the interview, which aired Tuesday. “I’ll have the best boobs in the nursing home. I’ll be the envy of all the ladies around the bridge table.”

Um… let’s not think about that kind of stuff, because honestly we don’t care. All I want to know is when we get busty Christina back, will we get the same old thing or the fully loaded version. If you’re going to get some new boobs, you might as well get a lot.