Gary Glitter Gets Booted from Vietnam

Gary Glitter, old fart glam rocker and child molester, is scheduled to be released from prison in Vietnam and deported back to his hometown Great Britain. Glitter was sentenced three years in prison back in ‘06 after he got too “touchy feely” with a 10 and 11 year old Asian kid.

Kinh (his lawyer) said Glitter told him several months ago he did not want to go back to Great Britain, but Vietnamese law requires he be returned to his home country.

In a recent interview with the Cong An Nhan Dan (People’s Police) newspaper, Glitter said he intends to resume his singing career and might move to Singapore or Hong Kong.

This guy obviously can’t get enough of that Egg Foo Young, and he probably wouldn’t be in this mess if he knew what every other guy knew: go to Japan. Every high school girl looks 10 with their baby voices, school uniform, and awkward “V” sign. It’s too bad he didn’t find out about it sooner, but there’s a new vacation spot for you.