Lauren Conrad is Moving

Lauren Conrad tells the press that after recording for “The Hills” first season is over, she’s packing her bags and heading on the road. A lot of this spawns from the complaints from angry neighbors for the past couple months about the paparazzi and filming crew that go around now in the area disturbing the peace. They, simply put, want to make sure she knows that she’s not wanted. However, Lauren’s claiming she’s leaving for an entirely different reason. Yeah, right.

“You can hear the tour guides like, ‘Just yesterday, we saw Lauren Conrad pulling into her driveway and she stopped to get the mail,’” LC recounted to Malkin. “And Lo [Lauren Bosworth] was walking down the street one day and they were like, ‘Here on the left we have a celebrity dog walker walking Chloe.’ They knew my dog’s name and Lo was like, ‘They just called me a celebrity dog walker!’”

It looks like when those old women get a little competition in the area, instead of brushing out the cobwebs deeply situated between their legs, they bring on the college girl pranks. If Lauren stayed any longer, they might’ve taped KICK ME signs on her back or left doggie doodie on her front doorstep. Come on Lauren, you’re a hot lady with something in your head faintly resembling intelligence; don’t give up the fight! Swap out their red devil nail polish for some out of season white, or better yet steal all of their binoculars and burn them in a pyre in your backyard.

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