Katie Holmes is One Big Car Wreck

Katie Holmes showed up at the Hollywood Premiere of Tropic Thunder, and as she proceeded down the red carpet, it was almost as if a thousand weeping violins played the chorus to a thousand men’s deflating shaft. As if the haunting of her last scuff with the demon barber wasn’t enough, something told her to promote those emo fashion students in training at You’re Going Nowhere Community College. Seriously, what she’s wearing looks like she found it in the discount pile at Jo Ann’s Fabrics and said, “Okay, I can work with this.” She would have been better off if she showed up covered in barbecue sauce… at least then she could say she’s got some taste.

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