Cindy Margolis Finds Fountain of Youth

When Cindy Margolis showed up at the playboy mansion last weekend, she definitely was aware of the secret to aging: divert eyes anyway possible away from face. Her dress is so tight, you can practically hear each strand scream as they try to keep themselves together, and holy crap, did I mention how her boobs are shinier than her tacky dress? I am shocked and appalled over the fact that no one walked up to her and built a nest in those things, because it’s like putting a “no trespassing” sign in front of a haunted mansion. You know someone’s going to go in there.