Alison Carroll is the New Lara Croft

For all those computer geeks out there, prepare to get your panties in ruffle. Alison Carroll has become the new live model for Lara Croft and the new game “Tomb Raider: Underworld.” Carroll, a competitive gymnast from the UK, has competed all around the world for twelve years, and now gets to dress up as a hot virtual icon.

“This is a fantastic opportunity and I look forward to embracing Lara’s world,” said Alison. “It’s unbelievable how realistic her movements are in Tomb Raider: Underworld and it’s so gratifying to be able to use my years of gymnastic training to portray such a beloved character.”

Oh Alison, you’re so modest. What she means to say is she’s finally happy that more people are going to be appreciating her for her cleavage AND her ability to put her legs behind her head. Of course, half of the demographics that are soon to worship these abilities are sweaty stacks of pancakes that live in their mother’s basement, but that’s just another obstacle she’s just going to have to do a cartwheel over.