Shameless Self Promotion: Rainn Wilson Style

Actor Rainn Wilson, best known as his character Dwight from “The Office,” does a little self promotion for “The Rocker” the best way he can: by kidnapping someone.

…he claims to have kidnapped his Office coworker Jenna Fischer/Pam Beesly and says he won’t release her until we see the movie.

But he promises that, “As soon as the film grosses $18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.”

Dream on, small fries. Rainn should know that setting your ambitions too high will only make the fall down longer and slightly more painful. Jenna better hope she’s not going to be kept in a dark basement that leaks from the ceiling and only given a daily ration of fish heads and flax seed, because she’s going to be there for a pretty long time.