Isaac Hayes Added to Weekend Body Count

If all the cool kids are doing it, wouldn’t you do it too? Sunday, after the death of Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes is found dead at 65 in Memphis.

Hayes, who once told Reuters that he was a “health fanatic,” was reportedly found unconscious near a running treadmill at his home. He was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. The cause of death was not known.

Apparently, keeping those “chocolate salty balls” firm and supple for the kids and ladies took a lot of work that Hayes eventually couldn’t handle. Right now I hope he’s still running with them somewhere in heaven, but being a Scientologist and all, he’s probably just holding an alien funk festival.

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