Lil Kim in a Party to Remember

A killer comes forward yesterday after the discovery of a body is found on the roof of a club that hosted Lil Kim’s birthday Sunday night.

Syed Rahman, 24, admitted to bashing Ingrid Rivera, who had paid for entry to Kim’s party, over the head with a pipe early Monday morning, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said at a news conference Thursday. Her body wasn’t found until Wednesday afternoon.

I mean, it makes sense. Anyone who has ever attended one of Lil Kim’s parties knows that there has to be lots of booze, large breasted women, gold teeth, and the ritual pummeling of all people allowed for entry. If the chick couldn’t handle all of the above, then maybe she shouldn’t have came. Noobs.