Shia LeBeouf Only to Have Awesome Battle Scars

Rumors have been going around lately about a possible amputation for Shia LeBeouf, however, none of this seems to be true.

The actor, who sustained a seriously mangled mitt in a rollover accident, is not in danger of losing any of his digits, E! News has confirmed.

LaBeouf’s rep is shooting down a Star magazine report claiming the 22-year-old actor informed his Transformers producers that he needed to have his pinky finger amputated.

What a tragedy. I’m sure Shia would have been pleased to come in during the first five minutes of the next Transformers movie riding a flying surfboard and stumming away on a guitar while he crushes Decepticons with his robotic laser shooting pinky. It would put ninjas and pirates alike to shame.