Nicole Kidman and Daughter Do Sidney

Nicole Kidman and Husband Keith Urban ask the unheard of to a local radio show in Sidney: back off freak shows. Having the intentions of showing their daughter around the town they ran away from for Hollywood stardom, they still expect her to lead a normal life.

“She’s tiny. She’s like a doll, she’s like a little, little thing. Just (don’t photograph) right in her face or in our faces because it’s scary for her.”

It almost sounds like they have some horrible secret to hide. Goodie! Underneath all of the protectiveness (and soon to be Jean-Bennet Ramsey clothing and make-up) must be another Hollywood mentally retarded baby. I think Kidman is scared that someone might end up taking a picture of her humpbacked, cross eyed, and climbing up a church to its bell tower.