Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Brenda Song: Me Rikey!

I don’t know what it is about Brenda Song but I can’t get enough.  I want to start a small village with her and wear one of those straw hats.  Then I’ll grow one of those long thin moustaches and drink sake all day long while she washes our clothes in the river behind the house.  Doesn’t that sound romantic Brenda?  Give me a call, all that can be yours.

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