Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson do their duty and make out for the good of America in Woody Allen’s up and coming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
When they shot the scene, “there were like 60 crewmen [sitting around] eating salami sandwiches!” Johansson said at the movie’s Los Angeles premiere Monday. “It’s really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!”
And I say to you Johansson, that you better be grateful you only got just that. When a girl gets drunk enough to make out with another chick around sixty or so guys, there’s usually is a lot of howling (sometimes it kinda sounds like a giraffe with throat cancer), which is then followed by the beating of the two women over the head with a steel beam, and ejaculation over their corpses.
…You know, now after I think about that, you’re right. Salami sandwiches still sounds the least sexy.