It was Bindi Irwin’s birthday so obviously the perfect gift would be a giant cake adorned with an image of her dead father. Thanks Mom! Not only did you and dad’s genes make me look like a Chinese Orangutan, but now I’m going to gently weep while I eat my delicious cake. I love you!
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