Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

This is creepy

It was Bindi Irwin’s birthday so obviously the perfect gift would be a giant cake adorned with an image of her dead father.  Thanks Mom!  Not only did you and dad’s genes make me look like a Chinese Orangutan, but now I’m going to gently weep while I eat my delicious cake.  I love you!

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