Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Joanna Krupa is kinda hot

Joanna Krupa walked down the runway at a Miami Bikini Fashion Show last night and shamed all the other models that were in the show.  In a completely unrelated story, several ugly chicks got laid last night after standing outside the fashion show and waiting for the guys inside to come out.  One ugly chick was quoted as saying “After Joanna warmed them up, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.”  Another heffer chimed in with “There hasn’t been this much action since the Bud Lite Party Cruise in ‘05″.