Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Jennifer Ellison can’t escape NUTS

Jennifer Ellison is back in NUTS after trying to swear off posing in mens magazines because it was “hurting her serious career”.  I love it when hot chicks try to be something other than hot.  Thats your gift, run with it.  Just like I run with my gift, having an extrordinarilly small penis.  I use it to clean out thimbles.  This is my gift.