Audrina is a high class bitch

It seems if you want to spend an evening with Audrina Patridge all you have to do is mix up a roofie colada or drop $10,000.  Either way all you get is 2 hours.

Audrina will make $10k for two hours worth of “work” at a nightclub in San Diego — and by “work” we mean she has to show up and stand there.

The contract also demands that Audrina gets, “a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times.”

Nice.  $10k and all you have to do is showup, drink their liquor, stand in your private VIP area, and show a little cleavage.  I wish I could say that I wouldn’t do the same thing if I could but I would.  Only I would demand a bevy of ladies in my VIP area, and for every fatty I see it would cost the venue another grand.  Damn fattys.  They ruin everything with their sweating and heavy breathing.  Why does fatty sweat smell like McDonalds?

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