God is going to be pissed

In perhaps the most frightening news of the year, Heidi Montag says she wants to make a Christian album.

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” says Montag, who identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

Montag — who just released her latest single “Fashion” and frequently reads the Bible — says she even wants to record a Christian album.

She adds that she once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

The day Heidi Montag releases a Christian album is the day it rains frogs and the Black Plague returns.  I’m pretty sure the world would end.  This bitch is as religious as the dude who sits in the back of the church with that really religious hot chick.  I know what you’re up to buddy!  Trying to make her think you’re religious and then coax her into “sinning”.  I’m watching you pal!